Small Business SEO
Search Engine Optimization – Authority Package
This SEO service is specially designed to suit small businesses in Canada. More specifically, it’s for website owners who want a professional to take the wheel, and steer the ship – set your sails for page 1 on Google.ca!
Down the SEO Rabbit-Hole
The following descriptions will be both cryptic and metaphorical.
This is intentional, in order to connect with my prospective clients figuratively, and maybe even spiritually… I want to engage the intuitive-right-brain way of thinking, to inspire problem solving and imagination.
Search Engine “Floptimizers”
Simultaneously, my symbolic allegories serve to cloak my tactics for onlooking Search Engine Optimizers; who may seek to thieve and usurp my formidable ranking methods.
Do not let impostor Search Engine “Floptimizers” undermine your business ethics…
Trying to sell you 5, 10, or 100 links is always a crappy deal when those links signal to Google.ca that you don’t care about your business.
Even just 1 really powerful link can propel you so much further on the battle field than 1000 garbage links.
Prepare to Engage Hyperlocality!
Main Domain
Think of your website domain as the Castle.
The Castle must have Walls (your webpages), and it must have Resources (Content) for the Peasants (Viewers).
Therefore, your Castle must be built to fashion certain peasants, who partake in certain activities, requiring certain resources.
That certainy across the website is our keywords (See Keyword Marketing).
I know you want to be a Great Ruler of your niche…
Please be patient with me, Oh Gracious One!
Bearded Warriors – Domain Acquisitions
Your peasants might be safe behind the moat and drawbridge, but how will your Kingdom/Queendom be respected for its strength?
You will need warriors, in fact, seasoned old-timers… These melee are loyal, and will stay with you to the bitter end.
I will find you the forgotten old warriors, lost in the Deep-Web Forest… I will beckon them with my proprietary search-query-phython-programming-syrup-scripts.
Once located, you will be given a confidential list of recommended executions.
In all conditions, we do ask that you act swiftly, as these precious old-time Bearded Warriors could be captured and taken hostage at a moment’s notice.
In all cases, we do ask for your permissions before the recruitment process begins.
After all, you probably don’t want to leave those old warriors out there in the Deep Web Forest for one of your competitors to scoop them up?
T’would be a shame, a true shame indeed…
Sunken Ships – Domain Recycling
The Deep Web Ocean is comparable to a digital junk heap, running deeper-down and further-from, than any living being’s imagination.
The layers and piles of broken links, deleted websites, and forgotten digi-dreams is an entrepreneur’s tragedy…
Buried in the muddy floor of the Deep Web Ocean are many treasures – waiting to be polished, and re-valued.
Inspired by the nostalgic 4 R’s from my childhood (Reduce, Re-use, Recycle, and Repair), I have invented my own Top Secret SEO process by which forgotten, abandoned, and “Sunken Ships” can be transformed into valuable web assets.
This is not a fundamental PBN (Private Blog Network), it goes far beyond, and requires careful investigation in order to be effective.
Remember, we are sending Google.ca clear signals about your website’s value.
We are not trying to trick Google but serve every website visitor the best possible content.
We are increasing value; both in metrics and user experience.
Trusted Allies
These are websites that we can generate reliable backlinks, without risking any unpredictable outcomes.
This means moving forward to build these links requires little to no investigation or risk management.
In other words, these are link sources who are looking for websites just like yours to list immediately; and begin generating relevant traffic for your business, service, or products.
Typically these are business directories, local directories, product directories, and other generalized catogory websites that meet the basic metric standards discussed as Domain Metrics.
Peasant Gossip
Peasant Gossip represents Social Media, and all it’s volatility.
It’s important to not be concerned by noise and squabble, but have cutting and piercing decrees.
If you have something to say, you want YOUR people to hear it.
Posting content should be intended to go viral.
We will guide you through this process with your existing social media; and coach how you (or your team) can easily leverage social media platforms to increase traffic, and most importantly give Google.ca more clear signals about your website’s value.
Send a Raven
In many cases, the re-trained Bearded Warriors and resurrected Sunken Ships will not be enough to win the battle.
You may need to call for re-inforcements…
I will send a Raven on your behalf.
My requests will be sincere and transparent, I will make myself available for advocating and endorsing your business and website to the prospective Allie.
In other words, there are many website owners out there who would very much like to endorse and advocate your small business. I will put in the time and effort it takes to communicate openly and honestly with these prospective Allies.
Yes, this is definitely an excellent opportunity for Canadian Small Business Owners to work together…
Spies
By this point, you are probably wondering if competitors can see your backlinks… Yes. I am afraid so.
You might also be wondering if competitors can track your rank… Yes, I am reluctant to tell you, this is also the case.
Do not dismay. As long as your SSL certificate is up to date, other SEOs cannot edit or change your website.
In the very worst case scenario, your website may undergo a link-attack, which is extremely rare.
Google is way ahead, and has provided SEOs the Google Console tool which allows the ability to disavow links which have poor quality, or may have a maladaptive affect on search rankings.
Skies
Technical SEO is always going to hold foundational importance, and one factor that is a rising priority is Page Load Speed.
Serving your website from a cloud server will greatly increase your page loading speed.
This often will come as bad news, meaning that if you are not serving from a cloud, perhaps you’ll need a new webhost.
We can recommend what we believe is the best in Canada.
This company will also migrate your website free of charge.
No heavy lifting required.
Lies
If you are reading this far, you are sincere about your small business’s search engine rankings… or you are a coy rival sneaking around my website looking to cheat some new tactics into your slimy tool box.
The point is… there is an incredible amount of Bull $#!+ online when it comes to “The TRUTH about Search Engine Optimization!”
I am here to tell you that it is a mathematical terrain, that you will not win on the SEO battlefield with sneaky moves, bashful backlink brigades, and foolishly attempting to outsmart The Great Lord Google.
Without digressing any futher, I will not recommend any of the SEO big names, unless you are an SEO professional, in which case you should be completing relevant courses from industry authorities, continually experimenting, and logging your progress with parallel action logs.
Time
Patience is a virtue…
But patience with SEO is comparable to a mystic, or a saint.
Often it feels like it takes blind faith to believe that your website might actually become the chosen one.
I am here to advocate your website authority, and liaison your path to victory.
Everyday, your customers are looking for you on Page 1.
Murmur spreads across the land like a wildfire…
“Where is the Chosen One?”
Behold – Make Haste!
Begin Your Digital Conquest Today.
